Monday, September 22, 2008
You Might Be a Redneck If........
Sunshine and I were having a conversation about nothing today when she suddenly called me an "old grandmother." She giggled and I continued doing the dishes. AAA asked, "Did you hear what Sunshine called you?" I said, "Yes. But I really am old enough to be a grandmother." She didn't believe me but I went on to explain that if I had had a baby when I was 18 and my 18 year old had a baby, then I would be a grandmother. She said, "Yeah - but you'd be a redneck." O.Kay.
Sunshine asked AAA, "What's a redneck?" AAA replied, "Like when a boy wears his pants down real low. Or when your grandmother pulls off on the side of the road and goes Tee-Tee in the bushes." WHAT?!?!
I called Mimi to make sure she wasn't a redneck!
(She says she's not).
Thanking God today for silly conversations with my kids! And for AAA not believing I'm old enough to be a grandmother!
Sunshine asked AAA, "What's a redneck?" AAA replied, "Like when a boy wears his pants down real low. Or when your grandmother pulls off on the side of the road and goes Tee-Tee in the bushes." WHAT?!?!
I called Mimi to make sure she wasn't a redneck!
(She says she's not).
Thanking God today for silly conversations with my kids! And for AAA not believing I'm old enough to be a grandmother!
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9 comments:
What is it about living in Alabama and our young children already understanding the whole "redneck" thing!! I'm glad Mimi is officially NOT a redneck! I've really enjoyed reading your blog -- keep it up -- we could all use a bit of laughter in our lives!
Okay Mimi, fess up. Have you been pulling over on the side of the road with the children in the car?!!
Just kidding, I know Tiffany well enough to know better.
Elizabeth, I would not dare question Mimi if I were you...how dare you ask if she GOES on the side of the road!(: JK JK
Tiffany, I also enjoy your blog...it's very entertaining and funny!(: Keep it up!
Amanda- Thnaks for the compliment! I'd love to hear your kids description of a redneck!
Elizabeth - Mimi will be here on Oct.8th. We'll have to get together for coffee!
Julee- Thanks for the compliment! You comments keep me laughing. We'll have to go to coffee, too - with or without Mimi!
I would love to go to coffee with Mimi, if she'll have me.
Who me? Never - why I have never heard of such a thing! I would never - and I will never again!☺mimi
kiss those babies for me...xoxoxoxo
I would love to go to Teebellsouth.net, I mean TEA!
Love it! Was laughing out loud about the redneck comment!
Too funny!
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