Monday, September 22, 2008

You Might Be a Redneck If........

Sunshine and I were having a conversation about nothing today when she suddenly called me an "old grandmother." She giggled and I continued doing the dishes. AAA asked, "Did you hear what Sunshine called you?" I said, "Yes. But I really am old enough to be a grandmother." She didn't believe me but I went on to explain that if I had had a baby when I was 18 and my 18 year old had a baby, then I would be a grandmother. She said, "Yeah - but you'd be a redneck." O.Kay.
Sunshine asked AAA, "What's a redneck?" AAA replied, "Like when a boy wears his pants down real low. Or when your grandmother pulls off on the side of the road and goes Tee-Tee in the bushes." WHAT?!?!
I called Mimi to make sure she wasn't a redneck!
(She says she's not).

Thanking God today for silly conversations with my kids! And for AAA not believing I'm old enough to be a grandmother!

9 comments:

Amanda Parker said...

What is it about living in Alabama and our young children already understanding the whole "redneck" thing!! I'm glad Mimi is officially NOT a redneck! I've really enjoyed reading your blog -- keep it up -- we could all use a bit of laughter in our lives!

Elizabeth said...

Okay Mimi, fess up. Have you been pulling over on the side of the road with the children in the car?!!
Just kidding, I know Tiffany well enough to know better.

Julee H. Nappier said...

Elizabeth, I would not dare question Mimi if I were you...how dare you ask if she GOES on the side of the road!(: JK JK

Tiffany, I also enjoy your blog...it's very entertaining and funny!(: Keep it up!

Tiffany said...

Amanda- Thnaks for the compliment! I'd love to hear your kids description of a redneck!

Tiffany said...

Elizabeth - Mimi will be here on Oct.8th. We'll have to get together for coffee!

Tiffany said...

Julee- Thanks for the compliment! You comments keep me laughing. We'll have to go to coffee, too - with or without Mimi!

Elizabeth said...

I would love to go to coffee with Mimi, if she'll have me.

mimi said...

Who me? Never - why I have never heard of such a thing! I would never - and I will never again!☺mimi
kiss those babies for me...xoxoxoxo



I would love to go to Teebellsouth.net, I mean TEA!

Emmy said...

Love it! Was laughing out loud about the redneck comment!
Too funny!