where the green grass grows

This past Thursday was the 100th Day of School for my children.

L'il Man came home with this journal: Each day, since the first day, of school, he had to write a sentence or two (or three) about his day. The teacher would either give the students the beginning of the sentence or she would give them the subject that the sentence should be about. Then they would have to finish the sentence in their own words. They were hilarious! I'm sharing some of my favorites with you. I'll type his words below the picture of the journal entry, and I'll put the teacher's words in bold.

My kitchen. Well axally (actually) I don't have my own kitchen but it I did I would always make these things. Slopy jose (sloppy joes) and black ide pease (black-eyed peas) and a lot of meat. It would be alsome (awesome) and I would also drink cocke (coke).

I could not stop laughing when I saw a pimple being poped (popped) on youtube. (Thank you, Rett!)

If I chatted with a unicorn. Axally (actually) I would never talk to one.

Today I am invisible. Axally (actually) today I'm not invisible, but yesterday I was.

My family likes to have fun because we are a happy family. (Awww.)

Today is the 100th Day! I am so glad because we get ice cream and so I can take this home.


P.S. If you see my L'il Man, please DO NOT tell him you read this on here. He would be so mad at me for posting this! But one day, in about 20 years, he will read this and smile. I just realized that I didn't get a picture of one of my favorite pages in his journal, but I am too tired to fool with it right now. I'll put it in here tomorrow.