The time has come to say goodbye...

Dear Facebook,

The time has come to say goodbye. Please know that I will never forget the first time you poked me. It was very special and I will cherish the memory forever.

However, as our relationship has continued, I find that my feelings for you just aren't there anymore. Your continued e-mails to me drive me insane. I think our relationship has plateaued and will never amount to much more than this. I've stalked everyoneI wanted to stalked, I've checked out the wives of my old boyfriends, I've been to Farmville and beyond, I've plastered my children's pictures on your pages for everyone to see. At first I enjoyed reading your status updates. But Mary can't sneeze without posting it on her wall. And when you e-mail me that Mary sneezed, I want to scream.

I find that I turn to you only when I'm bored. This can't be healthy for me or you. I know that hurts, but it's the truth. And you deserve the truth. You should find someone who appreciates you and loves you for who you are.

We can still be friends. I still love you, I'm just not in love with you. I will miss you and your reminders that tomorrow is one of my 300 friend's birthday.

Know that I "think of you fondly and often."